Showing posts with label Chicago Blackhawks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicago Blackhawks. Show all posts

Thursday, July 2, 2015

#28 - TOTALLY RANDOM SHITE

Shite is another Brit term I adore. It rhymes with spite, but means the same as shit.

I just saw a pic on Instagram of Pomeranian-Husky dogs. Dog people don't give one shit about my recent blog on cross-breeding. Run of the mill mutts are healthier and live longer because they aren't in-bred/ line pure-bred, but these weirdos are Frankensteining some bizarre canines on purpose to create boutique freaks. Twats. 

Twat is another great British term. I used it in my last blog and it might have caught you off guard. I used in their way. It doesn't rhyme with hot like here in America, and isn't a vulgar term for female genitalia. It rhymes with hat and is used as we would use jerk or idiot or douchenozzle. 

Adopt dogs from shelters. Don't buy freaks or support puppy mills.

I don't know why I keep mentioning my old friend Kelly Swift in this blog, but I do want to congratulate him on producing his 108th species of tarantula. I don't know if anyone can match this number. Alex Orleans and myself have bred a lot of tarantulas, but both of us have always been arboreal species specialists. I've never kept track of how many species I've bred, but if I took the time to go through a list I expect it would be closer to 50 - definitely nowhere near Kelly's astonishing 108! I've always produced quantity. I would be counting how many sacs of each Avic and Poec I've successfully produced, not how many different species. This guy is a machine and, as I urged in my recent blog, I hope you'll keep supporting him. He's one of the few good guys.

As long as I'm stroking him (are you getting close Swifty?!?), I also want to say that Kelly may not have been the first to offer freebies, but he is certainly the original "always a freebie" guy. I never really did the freebie thing out of respect to Kelly. There are so many fucking copycats. I see almost everyone is doing it now. In one regard it's a way to get rid of cheap species you can't move, but Swifty has given out some cool stuff - much of it bred by himself - over the years. I just saw some guy I've never heard of that actually is going by the name Tbreeders offering freebies and that's what made me think of this. "TBreeders" ?!? I'd love to know how many species this n00b has bred.

I wonder what percentage of Sicarius sp. keepers are aware of their potential danger. I'm sure few of the twats realize that they're related to Loxosceles sp. (recluse spiders). Don't research, just make iPhone videos. I'm not going to make a big thing about these six-eyed sand spiders. Someone suggested I blog about the inherent danger and such since they have become increasingly popular due to their very interesting habits. John Apple's lecture at my 2nd ArachnoGathering gave a tip on how to keep these best that I will share here in order to educate anyone keeping these. Sicarius will cover themselves in sand in a clearing in their environment. So if you put detritus like moss and gravel and scattered coco fiber or something on the surface of their enclosure they will find or create a clearing and that is where they will be hiding. This makes it easier for you to avoid them during maintenance and enhances your personal safety.

I guess the reason I am not bent out of shape about all the Sicarius out there is that Leirus and other potentially deadly scorpions, even Parabuthus that can spray venom have been in the hobby for thirty years. They are a greater threat to your well being, but fortunately I've never heard any or many reports of people suffering envenomation from these dangerous scorps. These things are imported by reptile dealers and sold to pet stores who haven't a clue as to their potential danger. I remember 20-25 years ago they were particularly prevalent. The common name "death stalker" should have been a hint, but I shudder to think how many mom and pop pet stores bought these to sell to anyone with a couple of sawbucks in their pocket, both very likely completely ignorant that these scorpions pack a dose of death in their telson. So I don't get into too much of a huff about the sand spiders. But I hope this informs one person and they use Apple's method to increase their safety. In the end, this is why all arachnids are terrarium pets and you should keep the hell away from their business ends. And not just for your safety ... for their health and safety as well. Observe and enjoy. Study and research. Pet your damn dog or, if you must, play with your snake.

Still can't believe it's already July. Have more houseguests arriving today, this time old friends from Seattle who are coming to see the Dead shows at Soldier Field, and - coincidentally - my youngest sister is also visiting from Seattle and will be staying with me after them. I'm hoping to see her Friday night.

I miss Seattle. Every day I saw the ocean. I lived in Edmonds, right on the coast of the Puget Sound twenty miles north of Seattle. Across the sound I saw mountains. To the east I saw mountains. On a clear day to the south I saw the giant Mount Rainier. I was surrounded by evergreen. It was hoodie and shorts weather every day. Rarely colder than 40 and rarely warmer than 75-80ºF. Yes, winter brings five months of grey skies and it can be depressing. The rain is misunderstood. There aren't downpours or thunderstorms. It just mists and pisses. I loved it.

But I also love my house and my little country town. I'm more settled than I've ever been. That's a good thing. The winters are brutal and I'm no fan of the heat in summer either. But Chicago is my favorite city in the world and on a good day I can make downtown in an hour. And I love my Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks.

I just won some beautiful art in an auction Urban Jungles Radio held with proceeds going to International Anti Poaching Foundation. It is an amazing portrait of beautiful young actress Emma Stone by Canadian artist and herper Yvonne Bolduc. I've always been a sucker for freckles and red hair. That explains my six year foray into marriage. Thing is, if I hang it on my wall it's going to be a tough sell that I have beautiful art of a beautiful face and am not just perving on a girl half my age. I may have to hang a sign beneath that says "only displaying this young beauty to contribute to armed rangers fighting against rhino poaching". I don't know if I'll fool anyone.

Today I finally saw the film American Sniper on Blu-Ray. I've read the book a couple of times and have also read Chris Kyle's American Guns and followed his career so I knew the story well. He is a true American hero. I was reluctant about the film and didn't see it in the theater because I thought Bradley Cooper was an odd choice. I couldn't get the whole The Hangover image out of my mind despite how brilliant he was in American Hustle. But he was amazing and so was Clint Eastwood's direction. I loved how it ended with just simply stated words telling the tragic end to his life, killed by a veteran he was trying to help on American soil after surviving four tours in Iraq.

My next blog will be back on topic. It's going to be a busy weekend so it may take a few days to write. I have a few rants in mind and I also want to keep up the balance with educational posts on tarantula keeping and breeding. But Blog #29 is going to share some anecdotes and (hopefully) amusing stories from my travels in search of tarantula spiders in nature. Our field trips are great fun and hard work and there are many tales to tell.

In closing, I better give you the answer to the question I asked last blog. I promised the answer at the end and then completely spaced out giving it to you. So what is different about Avicularia versicolor? What feature does it have that no other Avicularia has? Why is it likely to be transferred to its own monotypic genus? You can download a PDF of Caroline Fukushima's doctoral thesis here. It has yet to be published in a peer-reviewed journal, which is why the changes suggested are not official yet. It's been quite some time and I hope this work is finally published soon.

In this thesis you will see other changes, for example, grouping the Brazilian diversipes, sooretama and gamba in a new genus. I covered her paper a bit in my lecture at the American Tarantula Society conference last summer. But you can read it on your own. The question I have put forth to you is regarding the technicolor A. versicolor and why it is proposed that it will be moved to its own genus (by itself, aka monotypic). To quote: "In 2003, Bertani et al. observed that the species Avicularia versicolor Walckenaer 1837, unlike other Avicularia, played an active type II urticating bristles at the tips of tarsi IV, demonstrating that the structural modification of the variety is related to the behavior of these spiders." Other Avicularia use urticating bristles by contact only (passive) by touching their silken retreats (or egg sacs) to form a protective barrier of bristles. Any way, give this interesting paper and download and read. Dr. Fukushima is lecturing in Germany soon and I'd give anything to be there.

All the best, MJ










Tuesday, June 16, 2015

#14 - CHICAGO & THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS

IGood morning! I had another blog planned for #14, but it has been delayed. I had a rant planned that would tackle one of the illegal activities that occurs in American arachnoculture and other exotic animal hobbies. But, as a courtesy, I contacted two friends that would be mentioned to give them a chance to give me their thoughts on how the issue concerns them and they replied that they would answer but have yet to. Tomorrow I will go ahead, with or without them.

But that gives me a chance to "diary" a day in the life and talk about what I am celebrating today: The Chicago Blackhawks have won their third Stanley Cup as Champions of the NHL in the past six years. The 2010-2015 Hawks are a true dynasty. I am a hardcore hockey fan. Honestly, I don't follow any other sports and have no use for the American big three: baseball, football and basketball. No interest. Outside of hockey I like real football (soccer) and MMA, but they are casual interests. Hockey is my game and I've been a Hawks fan since I was a kid.

However, I want this blog to recall yesterday's adventure for me and the Pennell family, who are enjoying their visit to America and stay in my home. As I mentioned, in yesterday's blog we had a Cubs game planned for last night. Tickets for the Hawks game would have been next to impossible to get and über-expensive. My bonus dad Joel (my preferred term for my "stepfather:") was able to get us great Field Box seats for the Cubs game from a friend that is a season ticket holder. But, as I also mentioned, my Bristolian friends seeing their first American major league baseball game would be completely dependent on the weather. And it has been raining heavy here in Chicagoland.

After a breakfast smorgasbord at one of my regular spots called Burnt Toast, I first took my mates to Cabela's - a huge hunting, fishing, outdoor store - where I had taken Mark when he visited last October. The photo at left shows us in front of their centerpiece taxidermy display.

Then it was onto downtown Chicago where we our adventure with on and off heavy rains would begin. After parking downtown near Millennium Park we had to seek shelter in a Starbucks and wait out the rain a bit. Then we finally made it across the street to the park, but our visit was short as it started pouring again.

The decision was made that we needed to change plans to an indoor venue. Brandon wanted to see the Shedd Aquarium so headed two miles south to the museum campus and the sun had come out again. The line ("queue" to my Brit guests) to get into the Shedd was insane so we walked around the lakefront and museum campus. Here's a great shot of the Pennell's with the glorious Chicago skyline in the background.


From the Museum Campus we drove north up Lake Shore Drive past Oak Street and North Avenue Beaches and went to Lincoln Park Zoo. This is Chicago's famous Free Zoo, although parking is $25. The weather cooperated while we were there. I hate zoos, but it had been 25 years since I'd been to LPZ, a place I used to visit regularly especially the reptile house where I would be allowed behind the scenes thanks to being friends with the Curator and keepers. The highlight was a big male lion who put on an amazing display of his incredible roar.


After the zoo we headed to Wrigleyville, but the skies had opened up. It was already obvious that there was little chance that our baseball game would take place. But we had plenty of time and parked ($50!) and headed to Casey Moran's, which is an amazing sports bar and beer garden right beside Wrigley Field. Beer and buffalo wings and we were content, but outside the window the thunder, lightning and torrential rain was out of control. Our plan was to wait it out a bit, but with the Hawks playing on the other side of town with a chance to win their third Stanley Cup in six years. I was thinking of escaping Chicago and heading back out to my rural home to catch most of the game on TV.

So I got a bit excited when I checked the Cubs website and saw that the game had been officially postponed until the end of August. The Pennell's wouldn't get their American baseball game and that was disappointing for all of us. But it would have been tough to watch the slow-paced baseball game while paying attention to the exciting sport of hockey on my iPhone. And the fact that Casey Moran's was filling with Blackhawks apparel wearing fans coming to watch the hockey game was making me envious So our high-priced parking space next to Wrigley Field was abandoned and we got out of the city. The rain was coming down hard and the police and emergency teams were coming out in force. Obviously the city was preparing for chaos if the Hawks won the cup, but there was also the flash flood and tornado warnings. It was a crazy evening to be in downtown Chicago. So I drove as fast as possible to make the one hour trek home. Several underpasses were blocked by police cars as people had failed to make it through the deep water on the road. A few detours and we were on the tollway and headed west. We made it home with about a minute left in the first period, ordered some food to be delivered and settled into watching the Hawks game. I did my best to explain the rules as we watched and Mark and Brandon had already become Hawks fans and had t-shirts Mark had bought when he visited me last October.

And then they did it. The cup was hoisted by Jonathan Toews and then handed to the 40-year old Kimmo Timmonen. Kimmo had played little in the playoffs because his skating and skills had understandably diminished with time, and 40 is old for a pro athlete playing the fast and tough game of hockey. But the Finnish hockey player was a superstar at one time, and played for years for the Nashville Predators, which are my "other team" as I lived in Nashville for almost 7 years and used to go to their games when I couldn't see my Hawks.

Tomorrow we'll be back on topic - the hairy spider hobby - and I'll get into full on rant mode. Thanks for sticking with me for this "diary entry" blog. This afternoon Mark adds some more ink to my ongoing sleeves and tonight we will celebrate some more. But mañana I will deliver a rant!

All the best, MJ

Sunday, June 7, 2015

#5 - SUNDAY, FUN DAY

One week from today I will be picking up my dear friends the Pennell family at Chicago's Airport after their journey from Bristol on the southwest coast of England to Amsterdam and then a KLM direct flight into Chicago. I can't wait.

Mark always says "Sunday, Fun Day". He works hard operating his Serious Ink Tattoo Studio Tuesday to Saturday and then Sunday is meant for relaxation and a few cold Tiger beers.



For my blog I thought I'd lighten up on my usual blogs on Sundays and have a little more fun, covering other topics and avoiding my rants. One idea I had was to answer questions from my readers. This alone can keep some venom and controversy in the content. I will answer honestly, frankly and bluntly with no-holds-barred, complete gloves off bare knuckle responses. Vale tudo style (anything goes) for those who know fighting. I won't shy away from anything. There is one rule though: If I answer your question and stir up some shit, you must be willing to have your name published as the question's author. Email me at spidershoppe@icloud.com and next Sunday (assuming anyone bothers to submit) I'll answer some questions.

As an incentive for you to submit questions, I am offering a prize for my favorite question (may be the most controversial, may be the most intelligent, may be the most ridiculous - it's subjective). In the last blog I mentioned the incredible downloads available at Andrew Smith's lovetarantulas.com. Yesterday I bought two items from his site. I didn't need them. The first is my one hour documentary of our 2006 Costa Rica field trip. I made the film so I didn't need to buy it! However, in fairness, I wanted to show the same support for the site that I asked of you so I spent the $10 (that's right only $10 to download two fine products for the tarantula enthusiast!). I have the 720p HD version of my "In Search of Costa Rican Tarantulas" in three different file formats. The second item is "Baxter's Bumper Book of Tarantulas". I also didn't need another copy of this. I have early drafts and the final product as I was part of the editorial team. But this is a pioneering work on tarantula keeping and breeding by England's pioneer and a must for every true tarantula enthusiasts library. So, ask my favorite question, and I'll provide you with free copies of both!

As far as Sunday miscellany: 
1. I'm a huge hockey and diehard Chicago Blackhawks fan. Sadly, they lost 4-3 last night and the Stanley Cup Final is now tied at one game each. But a split of two road games is a good thing in hockey and I look forward to the return to the Madhouse on Madison for Game 3.
2. I have loads of spider feeding to do today. Keeping up with my collection is a 7 day a week job. It's a rainy, sleepy Sunday morning and I'm going to head out for some breakfast and then get a Netflix movie or three going while I work on the spiders.
3. My buddy Jason has been in Peru for over six months. He'll return while the Pennell's are here and I know he can't wait to be reunited with the spiders he left in my care. He did sell off much of his collection before he left, but has made some purchase while out of country and has a nice assortment here that I've been growing for him.

Send me your questions for next Sunday. I will reply with brutal honesty and characteristic truth. MJ